Wednesday, April 8, 2009

If you are a writer, and that is your passion, you may have at one time or another in your academic career considered enrolling in a MFA

Van Halen - Hot For Teacher
Uploaded by Dan_of_the_Land

my skin flayed off to sell as magazine pages
( text on the inside,
interlaced with veins)
( the cow-cash breeds IOU's)

bleed yer tweeds twitching twit shitter
debt to debts diploma halo by the hour
& you've given up on the modernist diaspora
'cause conformity pays better,
plus yer published for suckers
puking pretty their darling critique

yawn blather critical critics
in tweed
blog about bollocks
like poetry is something fixed
well the blurb on my book is written in aramaic

I don't speak jesus
I speak

where's my beer
where's my bread
where's my money
where's my president's moral compass?


(fake smile)

stanzas for cantos cunt kant & degger
stuka so stuka stoked thru divebomb
cheating is the only way to get ahead
no, scratch that,
sleeping is the only way to get some head

(hot 4 teecher)

= )

1 comment:

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