Van Halen - Hot For Teacher
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my skin flayed off to sell as magazine pages
( text on the inside,
interlaced with veins)
( the cow-cash breeds IOU's)
bleed yer tweeds twitching twit shitter
debt to debts diploma halo by the hour
& you've given up on the modernist diaspora
'cause conformity pays better,
plus yer published for suckers
puking pretty their darling critique
yawn blather critical critics
in tweed
blog about bollocks
like poetry is something fixed
well the blurb on my book is written in aramaic
I don't speak jesus
I speak
truth
where's my beer
where's my bread
where's my money
where's my president's moral compass?
in
a
banker's
pocket
(fake smile)
stanzas for cantos cunt kant & degger
stuka so stuka stoked thru divebomb
cheating is the only way to get ahead
no, scratch that,
sleeping is the only way to get some head
(hot 4 teecher)
= )
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