Monday, March 23, 2009

Distressed Pedagogy


How are you? I hope all is going well with you today. I know this mail will come to you as a surprise since we haven't discuss it before, but kindly bear with me at this moment. I have a special reason why I decided to contact you. My situation at hand is miserable but I trust in God and hope you will be of my help. My name is Kenneth Goldsmith 48 years old boy and I held from Republic of Manhattan the son of Late General Bernard "Ponzi" Madoff the former President of the Republic of Wall Street who was ambushed and killed by dissident socialist in the capital with his driver and a former Prefect.

I got your contact via the internet data record and I decide to seek for your help to transfer my inherited money.

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contained important documents. I am presently staying in the Mission camp in New Jersey. I am seeking for long term relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$5.7Million in one of the leading bank in New Jersey with my name as the next of kin. I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a intellectual, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However, he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf. I had wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money.

Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money to your account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you. I have my fathers death certificate and the account number which I will give you as soon as you indicated your interest to help me. It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your assitance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment.

Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes. I will send you my photos in my next email.

Thanking you alot in anticipation of your quick response.

Yours Sincerely,
Kenneth Goldsmith, Conceptual Poet

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