Wednesday, January 28, 2009

cooptation by not funny woman poet, target of capitalist objectification

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best little poetry whorehouse in po mo po biz

dominates Buffalo Poetics List

list-serv attention whores' g-strings in a wad:

mayflower MFA madame upset:

"somebody's giving it away for free
while we should be getting paid "

this is your last chance

to give some love to the troubled fuller brush man

lightbulbs and brooms aren't selling as well
door to door as they once did

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capitalism's short circuited

the feed for our moral hard wringing is probably down

try again later it was reported in a copy of the New Yorker

war is over if you want it

i thought poetry whores were provided free
for those who serve our cuntry?

Helen Reddy plays the grandma in

crush · crybabies · crying like a little girl ·

customer service · cue · damn kids ·
damn kids with their post-avant rock 'n roll

singing her same old same old I Am Woman
Poet Hear Me Roar tune

and a now new single:
"How Do I Lust for Thee,

Small Press Distribution Best Sellers List Year End List."

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